25 Dirty & Funny Star Wars Pick Up Lines
Here are 25 of the best Star Wars pick up lines.
1. Unlike Han, I don’t shoot first.
2. I may not be Luke’s father, but I can be your daddy.
3. Damn, girl. You R2 fine. If you’re lucky, I’ll give you the D2.
4. Is that a lightsaber in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
5. You can use the force on me!
6. I must be from Alderaan, cause you just blew up my world.
7. Leia’s buns ain’t got nothing on yours, princess.
8. Wanna see my lightsaber?
9. You are the droid I’ve been looking for.
10. I may look like a Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts.
11. Yoda one for me.
12. You’re the Obi-wan for me.
13. You’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
14. I’d join the dark side as long as you were there.
15. Someone must have shot you with a phaser set to “stunning”~
16. Date or date not- there is no maybe.
17. Let’s get Hoth and heavy!
18. You have obi-wandered into my heart.
19. Are you the force. cause I’m attracted to you?
20. I can make you breathe harder than Darth Vadar.
21. Are you the Death Star cause you blow me away!
22. I love you to the Death Star and back.
23. If you were captured by Boba Fett, frozen in carbonite, and handed over to Jabba the Hut, I”d save you.
24. I feel a great disturbance… in my pants.
25. Going solo> Want company?
If you want to connect with a crush, you should start by being playful and talking about something you both enjoy, such as Star Wars. If the person isn’t into Star Wars, are they really the right one, anyway? Just be careful to only use the dirty Star Wars pick up lines with someone you already have established that bond with. Otherwise, your crush might get colder than Hoth.
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